Hellow, my name is Stephen...

Wakis and the Knotterz formed on New Year's eve,  2008, at a sleepover. It started out as a normal sleepover, with lots of frittering around and MAY-hem. Things suddenly took a tragic turn when a game of Houdini started. We were young, we needed the work! We had been drinking Dr. Cream, we didn't know there was a camera! The lies and accusations flew like dangerous butterflies tipped with cyanide, and we lived in darkness and shadows, a world of secrecy. The circumstances surrounding this event are shady to this day (Geddy!). All that we know is that SOMEBODY tied a... (SENSITIVE VIEWERS PLEASE LOOK AWAY!!!!! I'VE WARNED YOU!)tied a KNOT. So someone eventually said; "I did not knot the knot!!!!" And it was catchy, so Gedderson pulls out her guitar, and she began playing controversial riffs, and we chanted the hypnotic devil words, and I swear that someone in the graveyard near Bodini's house came back from the dead as we sang. I did not knot the knot. I did not knot the knot. I did not knot the knot!!!!! The goats locked arms and power jigged, the whales flew south for the winter, and January Spirit rang in the halls. Something happened that night- and I still want my kidney back!